her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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