Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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