He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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