god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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