ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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