i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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