Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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