did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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