Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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