Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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