Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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