What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
3pm strippers are depressing
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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