Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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