Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
it's great music for shaving your balls
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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