You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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