Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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