BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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