she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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