was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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