I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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