Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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