I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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