if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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