IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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