Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
NoShamevember. You game?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You've changed since you got that strap on
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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