Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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