why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
3 2 1 whiskey
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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