He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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