Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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