Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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