In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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