I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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