no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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