I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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