Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
A bitchslap is in order.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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