so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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