Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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