none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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