I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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