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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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