You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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