i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
