If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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