Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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