Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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