You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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