So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
