i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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