just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
wrigley field is MILF paradise
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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