We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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