But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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