why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just want nice things and good sex
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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