Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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