I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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