I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
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