Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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